Music Quiz - From an idea lifted from "Never Mind the Buzzcocks"

This is a quiz I wrote for use at work to raise money Children in Need. Several colleagues asked if they could have a copy as they wanted to use it themselves with various clubs / spouses workplaces etc. I enjoyed writing it and it seemed that people enjoyed doing it. It's a nice trip to re-visit some old songs that are rattling around in your brain whether you know it or not.

You're most likely to do well if you're not quite in the first flush of youth (!)

Copy and paste it into Word or something similar, amend as you wish and print it out. It neatly fills 2 sides of A4 with room to write the answers if you play around with formatting a bit.

Questions only here

1/ I Don't care if it rains or freezes - As long as I've got my plastic Jesus, riding on the dashboard of my car - various / Anon
2/ There's a guy works down the chip shop - .. Swears he's Elvis - Kirsty McColl
3/ I've been going out with a girl - Her name is Julie - Jilted John
4/ Happy Christmas my arse - I pray god it's our last - The Pogues
5/ I wish it could be Christmas - everyday - Wizard
6/ Kin 'ell Tommy - what you doin? - forget now, late 70's - Tommy was a hapless footballer being cheered / jeered from the crowd
7/ Are we not men?... We are Devo - Jocko Homo - Devo
8/ It's time to take your protein pill - and put your helmet on - David Bowie - Space Odyssey
9/ Come up and see me - Make me smile - Steve Harley, Cockney Rebel
10/ God save the Queen - it's a fascist regimen - Sex Pistols
11/ Jambalaya, crawfish pie - me oh my oh - The Carpenters
12/ Took my Chevvy to the Levee - but the levee was dry - Don Maclean / Madonna
13/ Bela Lugosi's - Dead - Bauhaus
14/ Psycho killer - qu'est que c'est? Talking Heads
15/ There's something in the air tonight - Fernando - Abba
16/ Hey hey - we're the Monkees - The Monkees
17/ Ha ha - said the clown
18/ We're living it up - at the hotel California - Eagles
19/ Semolina pilchard - climbing up the Eiffel Tower - I am the walrus - Beatles
20/ That's right, that's right, that's right - I really love your tiger light - Mud
21/ Bushy bushy blonde hair do - surfin' USA - Beach Boys
22/ Girl I'm just a vampire - for your love - T. Rex - Jeepster
23/ The wheels on the bus - go round and round
24/ Scaramouch, scaramouch - will you do the fandango - Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
25/ Brown girl - in the ring - Boney M / traditional
26/ Buffalo girls - go around the outside - traditional
27/ Tell me why?... I don't like Mondays - Boomtown Rats
28/ - - is a gas, gas, gas. Jumpin Jack Flash - The Rolling Stones
29/ I'm caught in a trap - I can't walk out - Elvis - Suspicious Mind
30/ What becomes - of the broken hearted - Righteous brothers
31/ I'll do anything for love - but I won't do that - Meatloaf
32/ Take a sad song - and make it better - Beatles - Hey Jude
33/ Once a jolly swagman - who camped down by a billabong - Waltzing Matilda - traditional
34/ It's a god awful small affair - for the girl with the mousy hair - David Bowie - Life on Mars
35/ 2,4,6,8 it's - never too late - 2,4,6,8 motorway - Tom Robinson Band
36/ Your parents, they just want to kick me - I said "Cor baby that's really free"� - John Otway and Wild Willy Barrett
37/ Lip up fatty - lip up fatty, fatty reggae - Bad Manners
38/ Everybody's making plans - for Nigel - XTC
39/ Tell Laura - I love her - Ray Peterson
40/ If you don't have a dream - How are you going to have a dream come true? - Captain Sensible / South Pacific
41/ Eaton - Rifles - The Jam
42/ I can call you Betty - and Betty when you call me you can call me Al - Paul Simon
43/ Sweetness I like - your dress - Alvin Stardust - Coo Ca - Choo
44/ Step one - you find a girl to love - Darts / Showaddywaddy?
45/ Buffalo soldier - dreadlock rasta - Bob Marley
46/ Zip a dee doo da - zip a dee day - Uncle Remus / Disney
47/ Bright lights city Gonna set my soul on fire - Elvis / ZZ Top
48/ Push pineapple - shake the tree - Agadoo - Black Lace
49/ I saw rain dirtied valley's - You saw Brigadoon - Whole of the Moon - Waterboys
50/ Walk like a man - talk like a man my son - Divine
51/ It's like rain - on your wedding day - Ironic - Alanis Morrisette
52/ Shaved her legs and then - he was a she - Lou Reed - Walk on the wild side
53/ Down on the beaches - looking at the peaches - Stranglers
54/ I'm the king of the swingers - the jungle VIP - Disney - jungle book
55/ Where am I going?... I don't know, when will I get there? Can't be certain, all I know is I am on my way. <loud> Got a dream boys! Got a song, paint your wagon and come along! - Paint your wagon - got carried away there <blush>
56/ It glides sideways - through time - Hawkwind - Silver machine
57/ He has a whiskey drink - he has a lager drink - Chumbawumba
58/ If you're not the one - then why does my soul feel glad today? - Daniel Beddingfield
59/ Speed bonny boat - like a bird on the wing, over the sea to Skye
60/ We'll take a cup - o' kindliness for the sake of auld lang syne - Robert Burns
61/ I want the world to know - that I'm in love with you - Cliff Richard - Congratulations
62/ Well hello Marylou - goodbye heart - Ricky Nelson
63/ Blue is the colour - football is the game - Chelsea, early 70's
64/ Yellow is the colour - of my true love's hair in the morning - Donovan - Colours
65/ Jeepers Creepers.. where'd you get those peepers
66/ - jabber jabber - rabbit rabbit - - . Bunny bunny - Chas 'n Dave
67/ Early in the morning - as the day is dawning - Postman Pat theme song
68/ She stands up - as she plays the piano - Pearl's a singer - Elkie Brooks
69/ Is he strong?... listen mug, he's got radioactive blood - spiderman theme
70/ - zoot alors! Ich liebe dich. Hit me with your rhythm stick - Ian Dury and the Blockheads
71/ - of ballyslapadashamuckery  - I'm the poacher (of a village in Ireland - bally - etc.) - Rolf Harris
72/ O lordy - picked a bale of cotton - traditional
73/ So you think you can tell - heaven from hell - Pink Floyd - Wish you were here
74/ They call me - the space cowboy - The Joker - Steve Miller Band
75/ Ying tong, ying tong - ying tong, ying tong, ying, tong, diddle i po - The Goons
76/ Giant steps - are what we take, walking on the moon - Police
77/ And did those - feet in Ancient time - Jerusalem (hymn)
78/ Oh hear us - when we cry to thee, for those in peril on the sea (hymn)
79/ Climbing up - on Solsbury Hill - Peter Gabriel
80/ I met her in a club - down in old Soho - Kinks - Lola
81/ It's been a good year - for the roses - Elvis Costello
82/ In the jungle - the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight - Various
83/ Baby, baby, baby - you're out of time - Rolling Stones / Chris Farlowe
84/ Maybe I didn't - love you, quite as often as I should - Elvis
85/ Robert de Niro's - waiting, he's talking Italian - Bananarama
86/ Gimme, gimme, gimme - the honky tonk blues - Rolling Stones
87/ I'm the only - gay Eskimo in my tribe - Tenacious D
88/ Don't eat - the yellow snow - Cheech and Chong
89/ Go, go, go shorty - it's your birthday - Fifty cent
90/ Bob the builder - can we fix it?
91/ Maybe I'm just a dreamer - but I'm not the only one - John Lennon - Imagine
92/ I want to be - Bobby's girl
93/ Nutbush - city limits - Tina Turner
94/ Denis Denis - with your eye's so blue (or various other verses) - Blondie
95/ That's when I fell for - the leader of the pack - Shangri La's
96/ You're the - one that I want - from Grease
97/ Memories - like the corners of my mind
98/ Why, why, why?... Delilah - Tom Jones after Capriccio Italien by Tchaikovsky
99/ I'm going to party - like it's 1999 - Prince
100/ I'm, too sexy - (for this quiz) for my shirt - Right Said Fred